Muffins and Merriment

cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god

(via hnnibals)

lolzpicx:

Cats stuck in things

(Source: jonnovstheinternet, via hobbits-in-the-shire)

s33r-of-void:

zeezee-vonteese:

silentbutgolden:

arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

(via lokis-army-at-221b)

the-lonely-observer:

stumphandwentz:

Patrick & Pete’s pole dancing skills

Pete’s a little too good at that

they look like they are having so much fun… maybe a little too much fun…

(Source: sexmunker, via we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg)

(Source: cesaray, via we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg)

foxnewsofficial:

call me a bra because i’m here to support you and touch your boobs

(via epicluna)